Alt F4

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: press alt F4
You: i dont have an alt f4 key
Stranger: no
Stranger: hold alt
Stranger: then press F4
You: what will happen?
Stranger: it opens a new window
You: i only want one window open, my computer is slow already
Stranger: nah press it
You: but thank you for your advice, albeit forceful
Stranger: oh sorry
Stranger: i didnt mean to be forceful
You: lets get serious, i will f*ck you until you love me, faggot
Stranger: in all honesty it actually closes your window
Stranger: . . . right
Stranger: now where did that come from little matey?
You: do you doubt my powers?
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: ok
You: i have made 5 married men homosexuals before
Stranger: what country am i from "all powerful one" . . . ?
You: and its time to take the show on the road
Stranger: yeeaahhh . . . your really boring actually
You: my powers involve butt sex with men, not ip address acquistion, friend
Stranger: no fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.