How far can you throw a pineapple?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hii
You: How far do you think you can throw a pineapple by just holding it by the stem?
Stranger: Not too far
Stranger: but that was really interesting
You: Like, 8-10 yards?
You: I think you probably couldn't throw it too hard, because the stem would break.
Stranger: wouldnt it just fall?
Stranger: thats what i was thinking
Stranger: is this some sort of iq questions?
Stranger: cuz i havnt really played around with much pineapples
You: No, I was planning on throwing some pinapples at people out of my car later. I'll probably just stick with cantelopes.
Stranger: niiice
Stranger: dont get arrested
Stranger: and dude, dont hit old people
You: Mostly just the homeless. They need a balanced diet and stuff. It's more of a community service than anything.
Stranger: That is so generous
You: I am a very generous soul.
You: I like to share myself in various ways.
You: Mostly just the fist and feet part of myself, though.
Stranger: by throwing food
Stranger: You wana hear a joke
You: I love jokes. Go for it.
Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK
You: Who is there?
Stranger: byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.