Touching Self, Rick Rolled, Parole, Dictionary, Russian

People keep asking me, "what's the deal with some of the Omegle chats" (the ones that say You/Stranger).  Well, some of my e-friends and I have turned it into a contest to see who can get the other person to disconnect first.  Here are more examples:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: im touching myself while chatting with you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

Stranger: yo
You: what up
Stranger: not much
You: chillin like a dead corpse that I just had sex with...I'm a mortician.
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Stranger: oh yah
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: sup

You: nothing

You: just found out some good news

You: had to share with somebody...

Stranger: thats cool

You: I get paroled in a week!

You: and they say you can't get away with murder 

Stranger: ?

You:  Wanna meet up?

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi. i am searching for the person who i just had a long conversation with a while ago and connection asploded.

You: You should search for a dictionary.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: From?

You: russia

You: you

Stranger: France

Stranger: M or F?

You: yes, good

You: I am have both parts

You: you like sexy chat?

Stranger: Yeah

You: I much like sexy chat to.

Stranger: Do you have a pic?

You: what is pic?

Stranger: Photo

You: OH, I to sorry, no

You: but have vagina and 5 inch penis for fun tonight

Your conversational partner has disconnected.