GTFO...

From 1560 the Game's chat (www.1560.tv):

i_am_the_future: damn im tired.
i_am_the_future: i need to take a nap with machines mom.
machine: you know what's funny
machine: you not drafting
i_am_the_future: i guess.
i_am_the_future: i know you dont wants to f*ck with me cause i was number one in the league all last season
i_am_the_future: until the final bullsh*t two games.
machine: and who won said league?
machine: val
machine: pm me katy's email
machine: i need to send her an invite to join the league
i_am_the_future: im going to win this year.
machine: in what league?
i_am_the_future: yours puto
i_am_the_future: im still in
machine: you mean the one you aren't in?
i_am_the_future: you really did kick me out
i_am_the_future: youre such an asshole.
machine: just now
machine: yes
i_am_the_future: alright.
i_am_the_future: you just dont want to lose.
machine: like last year?
i_am_the_future: well if im out, im out.
i_am_the_future: machine kicked me out of his league.
i_am_the_future: for saying i wanted to take a nap with his mom.
machine: ::pic of sleezy's 4th place finish::
machine: wait, where are you on that list again?
i_am_the_future: machine its okay.
i_am_the_future: you know i would f*ck you up something awful.
i_am_the_future: and you kicked me out.
i_am_the_future: its all good.
machine: signed:
machine: ::pic of sleezy's 4th place finish::
i_am_the_future: you dont want to lose your own league.
machine: a. you weren't man enough to draft your own team
machine: b. you came in 4th place
machine: yet you still try and act like you did something
i_am_the_future: a. i didnt even know what i was doing
i_am_the_future: b. you coluded with val and make bullsh*t trades.
i_am_the_future: c. yous b*tch made.
machine: you're the only team i made a trade with
machine: maybe kg too
i_am_the_future: alright
i_am_the_future: well im out
machine: i know
machine: you don't have to tell me
machine: i'm the one that booted you
i_am_the_future: i mean im out in general.
machine: not like you had a say in it
i_am_the_future: im leaving.
machine: peace
machine: ::pic of sleezy's 4th place finish::
i_am_the_future: but you are one b*tch made ass bastard and i lost what little respect i had for you.
machine: so we're even then
i_am_the_future: you respect me
i_am_the_future: dont lie.
i_am_the_future: im everything youll never be.
machine: wait, didn't i just run you from my league?
i_am_the_future: uh huh.
i_am_the_future: a yahoo league.
i_am_the_future: fantasy football
i_am_the_future: wow you weild so much power.
machine: no
i_am_the_future: well go f*ck yourself.
machine: just shows how much "respect" i have for you
i_am_the_future: you'll learn to respect machine.
i_am_the_future: later ladies.
machine: i win
me_anyway: win what
machine: i don't know
machine: the internet?
machine: i wish miguel would have been here

Klingons, Insurance, A Tea Party and Returning A Coffin

From OMGRAWR...

shgjlsfg > anybody speak klingon??
shgjlsfg > que hable klingono?



Bobby Smyth > I sold 2 insurance policyes while playing eve today, what did you do
NoLSolid > Masturbate
damage done > solid wins



Nathan Rees > wonder what these guys are up to.. prolly gank squad?
Onyxalia La'fiette > they have a pilgrim and a falcon...they arent here for a tea party
Onyxalia La'fiette > :P



Jimblob > lol, guy in montenegro went into an undertakers and bought a coffin for cash
KwaLevu > hehe
Jimblob > opened it up and jumped in, produced a gun, put it to his head and pulled the trigger
Jimblob > paradmedics saved him as he managed to shoot himself through the chin and nose.
Jimblob > he is upset because the funeral parlor refused to give him a refund on the coffin
Kiera Lynch > roflmao
Kiera Lynch > every time I believe humanity can not get any stupider,, something always proves me wrong..
Jimblob > was going to say "and it's usually me" but that would look wrong somehow

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