Klingons, Insurance, A Tea Party and Returning A Coffin

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shgjlsfg > anybody speak klingon??
shgjlsfg > que hable klingono?



Bobby Smyth > I sold 2 insurance policyes while playing eve today, what did you do
NoLSolid > Masturbate
damage done > solid wins



Nathan Rees > wonder what these guys are up to.. prolly gank squad?
Onyxalia La'fiette > they have a pilgrim and a falcon...they arent here for a tea party
Onyxalia La'fiette > :P



Jimblob > lol, guy in montenegro went into an undertakers and bought a coffin for cash
KwaLevu > hehe
Jimblob > opened it up and jumped in, produced a gun, put it to his head and pulled the trigger
Jimblob > paradmedics saved him as he managed to shoot himself through the chin and nose.
Jimblob > he is upset because the funeral parlor refused to give him a refund on the coffin
Kiera Lynch > roflmao
Kiera Lynch > every time I believe humanity can not get any stupider,, something always proves me wrong..
Jimblob > was going to say "and it's usually me" but that would look wrong somehow