Touching Self, Rick Rolled, Parole, Dictionary, Russian

People keep asking me, "what's the deal with some of the Omegle chats" (the ones that say You/Stranger).  Well, some of my e-friends and I have turned it into a contest to see who can get the other person to disconnect first.  Here are more examples:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: im touching myself while chatting with you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

Stranger: yo
You: what up
Stranger: not much
You: chillin like a dead corpse that I just had sex with...I'm a mortician.
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Stranger: oh yah
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: sup

You: nothing

You: just found out some good news

You: had to share with somebody...

Stranger: thats cool

You: I get paroled in a week!

You: and they say you can't get away with murder 

Stranger: ?

You:  Wanna meet up?

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi. i am searching for the person who i just had a long conversation with a while ago and connection asploded.

You: You should search for a dictionary.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: From?

You: russia

You: you

Stranger: France

Stranger: M or F?

You: yes, good

You: I am have both parts

You: you like sexy chat?

Stranger: Yeah

You: I much like sexy chat to.

Stranger: Do you have a pic?

You: what is pic?

Stranger: Photo

You: OH, I to sorry, no

You: but have vagina and 5 inch penis for fun tonight

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How far can you throw a pineapple?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hii
You: How far do you think you can throw a pineapple by just holding it by the stem?
Stranger: Not too far
Stranger: but that was really interesting
You: Like, 8-10 yards?
You: I think you probably couldn't throw it too hard, because the stem would break.
Stranger: wouldnt it just fall?
Stranger: thats what i was thinking
Stranger: is this some sort of iq questions?
Stranger: cuz i havnt really played around with much pineapples
You: No, I was planning on throwing some pinapples at people out of my car later. I'll probably just stick with cantelopes.
Stranger: niiice
Stranger: dont get arrested
Stranger: and dude, dont hit old people
You: Mostly just the homeless. They need a balanced diet and stuff. It's more of a community service than anything.
Stranger: That is so generous
You: I am a very generous soul.
You: I like to share myself in various ways.
You: Mostly just the fist and feet part of myself, though.
Stranger: by throwing food
Stranger: You wana hear a joke
You: I love jokes. Go for it.
Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK
You: Who is there?
Stranger: byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Alt F4

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: press alt F4
You: i dont have an alt f4 key
Stranger: no
Stranger: hold alt
Stranger: then press F4
You: what will happen?
Stranger: it opens a new window
You: i only want one window open, my computer is slow already
Stranger: nah press it
You: but thank you for your advice, albeit forceful
Stranger: oh sorry
Stranger: i didnt mean to be forceful
You: lets get serious, i will f*ck you until you love me, faggot
Stranger: in all honesty it actually closes your window
Stranger: . . . right
Stranger: now where did that come from little matey?
You: do you doubt my powers?
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: ok
You: i have made 5 married men homosexuals before
Stranger: what country am i from "all powerful one" . . . ?
You: and its time to take the show on the road
Stranger: yeeaahhh . . . your really boring actually
You: my powers involve butt sex with men, not ip address acquistion, friend
Stranger: no fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.